Narwhal Imperial Stout is a stout beer by the Sierra Nevada brewer in Chicago Illinois. The Sierra Nevada range is widely available in O’Brien’s Off Licence in Ireland. This particular beer is at the pricey end of the spectrum, even for a craft beer retailing at five euros for a 330ml bottle.
The back of the bottle tells us that the beer is inspired by the Narwhal, a “mysterious creature that dwells in the deepest Artic Seas”. Another marketing attempt to put a story behind a beer to make it stand out from the crowd. Narwhals are a single horned whale which does indeed live in the artic. In the middle ages it was hunted and its horns sold to wealthy clients in Europe who didn’t know any better as Unicorn Horns. Insert gag of your choice about Unicorns and Bitcoins and how we’ve learned nothing in 500 years.
Joking aside the bottle is not terribly well presented. It looks like the art work has been a bit rushed and the naming of the beer really doesn’t have much about it other than the vague notion that the animal is dark and mysterious, ergo the contents of the bottle are likewise.
On pouring the beer has a dark black appearance. A brownish head quickly dissipates. The texture is almost flat, virtually no fizz whatsoever. The aroma is not very strong. It is neither unpleasant nor pleasant, fairly neutral and dull.
When tasted, the instant reaction is to be revolted by the sweetness of the beer. It’s hard to express how sweet this stuff is, it tastes like a combination of cough bottle and toffee. The label tells us there is cocoa and dark roasted coffee. A mild hint of coffee is detectable, but it’s only the faintest and it really is overpowered by the sweetness of the beer. There is a malty aftertaste but you have to work hard to find it and allow the sweetness to pass.
The beer does pack a punch at over 10% ABV so it’s not one you’re going to drink more than one or two of. Perhaps that’s the reason for it being in a 330ml bottle rather than the standard 500ml offering.
Ed Rating: 2/10
The sweet flavour completely dominates anything else the beer has to offer. It is not a pleasant sweetness either. Perhaps a stronger presence of hops could counteract it but there just isn’t the level of depth of flavour for that to happen. Unless you’re a fan of very sweet beer, alter wine level sweetness, don’t bother with this. Very disappointing even before we get into the elevated price tag. The only thing it could have done worse would have been to make me sick, which it didn’t before I poured most of it down the sink.